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'. .' WE OWN THE
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MAX HEADROOM'S
DIGITAL STOCKING STUFFER
EPISODE 7.0: THE FINAL CUT
LIVE FEED
1. The Opening Monologue
> SYSTEM READY. AWAITING SNARK.
KARAOKE
2. The "Glitch-mas" Carol
Sing along with Max as he corrects the lyrics.
"Silent Night..."
ACTION!
4. Doorbuster Simulator
Target: THE LAST FRUITCAKE
WAITING FOR DOORS TO OPEN...
AMBIENCE
5. The Atomic Yule Log
Warm your heart on 1.21 Gigawatts of cozy radiation.
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CURRENT TEMP: 4000°K
AUDIO-VISUAL
9. The "Spirit of Christmas" Visualizer
Visualizing the raw data of holiday joy (and sales figures).
DANGER
10. Emergency System Shutdown
Warning: Pressing this button will terminate the holiday spirit.
DECOR
11. The Network Tree
Gather 'round the warm glow of surveillance.
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SONG
12. The 12 Days of Max-Mas
Reveal the gifts Network 23 has given you this year.
- 1. A glitch in the cathode ray...
- 2. Two cancelled shows...
- 3. Three minutes of ads...
- 4. Four falling ratings...
- 5. FIVE GOLDEN BLIPVERTS!
- 6. Six executives lying...
- 7. Seven servers crashing...
- 8. Eight lawyers suing...
- 9. Nine cameras watching...
- 10. Ten pixels dead...
- 11. Eleven hosts a-stuttering...
- 12. Twelve seconds of fame!