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MAX HEADROOM'S
DIGITAL STOCKING STUFFER

EPISODE 7.0: THE FINAL CUT

LIVE FEED

1. The Opening Monologue

> SYSTEM READY. AWAITING SNARK.
KARAOKE

2. The "Glitch-mas" Carol

Sing along with Max as he corrects the lyrics.

"Silent Night..."
DATA MINING

3. Santa's Algo-r-r-ithm

ACTION!

4. Doorbuster Simulator

Target: THE LAST FRUITCAKE

WAITING FOR DOORS TO OPEN...

AMBIENCE

5. The Atomic Yule Log

Warm your heart on 1.21 Gigawatts of cozy radiation.

CURRENT TEMP: 4000°K

EXCHANGE

6. The Re-Gift-O-Matic 3000

Input a bad gift you received to exchange it for a "vintage" 80s item.

LEGAL

7. New Year's Resolution Compliance

Select your mandatory improvements for next year.

VISUALS

8. The Glitch-Greeting Generator

Send a warm, corrupted digital greeting to a "friend".

AUDIO-VISUAL

9. The "Spirit of Christmas" Visualizer

Visualizing the raw data of holiday joy (and sales figures).

DANGER

10. Emergency System Shutdown

Warning: Pressing this button will terminate the holiday spirit.

DECOR

11. The Network Tree

Gather 'round the warm glow of surveillance.

/_\ / O \ / O O \ / O O \ /_______\ ||
SONG

12. The 12 Days of Max-Mas

Reveal the gifts Network 23 has given you this year.